there are some things on my dash like
"10 pix that will make u wish it was summer"
at first I was like yes
and then I was like lolno
because the summer in central north carolina means one thing
and one thing only::::
dbm or death by mosquitos. Mosquitos love me and although I am quite flattered, their love will always be unrequited BECUZ
1. their attention is unsolicited
2. im just minding my own beeswax trying to take my pup out for a pee
3. i hate having to wear layers in the summer so that they cant get to my delicious bloods
4. they steal my bloods to feed their children and i dont approve of babies outside of wedlock (sike)
mmm. yep, its time for a nap now.
dont u hate it when u have to sneeze
and then you cant
what is the superb owl? is this america’s god?
Every year, Americans bring together their families and friends and gather around televisions for the annual viewing of their supreme deity. The Superb Owl. Nacho chips, hot dogs, burgers, and shitty beer are the standard offerings to this exceptional fowl. The Americans don the traditional apparel, displaying the insignia of the minor god they are devoted to. All Hail The Superb Owl.
I can confirm this is true.