there are some things on my dash like
"10 pix that will make u wish it was summer"
at first I was like yes
and then I was like lolno
because the summer in central north carolina means one thing
and one thing only::::
dbm or death by mosquitos. Mosquitos love me and although I am quite flattered, their love will always be unrequited BECUZ
1. their attention is unsolicited
2. im just minding my own beeswax trying to take my pup out for a pee
3. i hate having to wear layers in the summer so that they cant get to my delicious bloods
4. they steal my bloods to feed their children and i dont approve of babies outside of wedlock (sike)
mmm. yep, its time for a nap now.
dont u hate it when u have to sneeze
and then you cant